100g red ranch
We're gonna blow your minds with this one. So you take that 100g of ketchup and you put it in a bowl, then you take 100g of Red Ranch and put it in the bowl with the ketchup.
Then you stir. Keep stirring. When you're done stirring, you should stir some more. We don't want this to seem too easy, even though it is, so maybe just stir for one last time.
Don't have a way to measure grams? Don't worry, this recipe is super easy when you think about it this way: you want a 1-to-1 ratio of both ketchup and Red Ranch. So that can be like, one tablespoon of ketchup and one tablespoon of Red Ranch. We're not here to judge, just do you.